Blind Horny Toads
2009 - 2018
"Well hell, it ain't square one! Ain't nobody gonna pick up five filthy, unshaved hitch-hikers, and one of them a know-it-all that can't keep his trap shut."
Mc Bones - double bass, backing vocals.
Now here’s a real cowboy! Born in the saddle, breastfed by a cow. Too strong to play a small instrument. A girl in every city, but far too wild to settle down.
Horace The Fifth - walking snares, washboard, backing vocals.
He used to be the sheriff of a notorious town called Wantin'Pants. Due to a sex scandal he had to retire.
Singin' John - vocals, guitar.
John is a former bank clerk, who gave up his job to follow a girl he fell deeply in love with… It didn’t work out. He now finds comfort in playing music. John is still single …
Dereck Double U - dobro, mandolin, backing vocals.
They say he is the son of a schoolteacher and an ex-convict from Folsom State Prison. There’s little known of his personal history.
Chris Dust - banjo, accordion, backing vocals.
It is said he sold his soul to the devil to become a famous banjo player ... He also sold his house, but that was just because he couldn't afford an accordion.